If I was not your brother. ….
Is he her brother or just some creepy guy?
Cutting out Pirate Guys.
This is just messed up.
I’m a wolf.
Wants to pregnant a dog.
Does she have a tinder?
Throwing some shade their way.
Just make up working out.
If you don’t post about it, it doesn’t count, so just make it up and it counts.
Don’t take the hint.
Just keep talking to her. It will work out.
New Years Kiss.
Be honest with your new years kiss.
Let me in.
Awkward ex-boyfriend mother’s posts. Don’t friend them on facebook.
That escalated quickly.
I’m not gay I swear…but if I had too….